I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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