somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
