no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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