I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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