His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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