Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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