As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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