why didn't you poke me back
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It's no shave November. This is our time.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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