I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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