the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
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Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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