she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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