Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's blow job season.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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