And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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