on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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