idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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