I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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