brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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