We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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