Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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