I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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