so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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