trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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