Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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