why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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