Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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