Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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