You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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