We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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