i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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