it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Randomize
