He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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