So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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