Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
