I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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