i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
