he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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