You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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