is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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