So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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