So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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