spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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