So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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