Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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