You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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