he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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