There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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