Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
