Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
