so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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