tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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