He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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