Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You were trust falling into bushes
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