Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Randomize
