dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
