What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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