Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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